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1. Destiny Adik
Eto yung mga naghihintay kay "Destiny" na gumawa ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "partner in life".. ayannn… kapapanood nyo ng "Serendipity" eh feeling nila ang nangyari sa movie eh mangyayari rin sa kanila such a cliche.. hindi ba nila alam na kung walang effort destiny is useless.

2. Perfectionist/ Mapili
Yes, isang taong perpeksiyonista. Yung tipong dapat ganito ang magiging kapartner ko. Pag may nakilala, nakita lang na pangit ang kuko o may dumi lang, turn-off na agad. O kaya ang daming ayaw. Ayaw sa mabait boring daw, gusto bad boy/ pilya pero kapag pinaiyak ka tatanungin ka bakit ang sama mo bakit mo nagawa yun! Adik ka ba?! Ayaw sa cute, ayaw din naman sa panget. meron dyan gusto ka ayaw mo naman.. yung gusto mo halos magtambling ka pero deadma parin yang stunts mO sa kanya! Pasaway ka rin e! Ano ba talaga kuya?

3. Busy Busyhan
Opo, eto yung ang mundo e gumagalaw lang sa libro at ballpen kung estudyante ka o kaya naman sa computer at files kung office staff ka. Yung tipong aalis ng bahay ng alas 6 o alas 7 ng umaga at uuwi ng bahay ng 6 hanggang alas 8 ng gabi [baligtad naman para sa mga nag tratrabaho sa call center]. Sabay tulog na. Kapag sabado masaya na sila sa tv, sa pagkain na niluluto ni mama at sa linggo naman sisimba at maghahanda na ng kelangan para sa lunes hanggang byernes. Pssssst.. pause for awhile.

4. Friendship Theory
Ano naman ito? Eto yung ang buhay ay kay bestfriend o kaya kay special friend na hindi masasabi sabi sa friendship nya sa loob ng kanilang mahabang panahon na pagsasama dahil baka daw maapektuhan ang pakikipagkaibigan at iwasan sya. Yung tipong pag may kasama si friendship na iba, nagseselos na wala naman sa lugar, pero syempre wag pahalata, kunyari happy sya for friendship. ABA ! Oi lakasan mo ang loob at baka mamaya forever mong pagsisihan yan kaw rin. Minsan pa naman pareho kayong naghihintayan. . hmmp!

5. Born-to-be-one (Authestic)
Eto yung nasa palad na ang pagiging single daw. Walang reasons. Basta lang nabuhay sya sa mundo na mag-isa at feeling nya mamatay sya sa mundo ng mag-isa. Kesyo magmamadre o magpapari na lang. Asa kang tatanggapin ka pa noh!

6. Happy-go-lucky
Eto yung taong walang alam kundi kasiyahan at trippings. Kahit sino nalang basta no string attach. For fun lang daw… Walang halong seryosohan. ABA hoy! yang init ng katawan mo e ikiskis mo nalang sa pader. Makakahanap ka rin ng katapat mo!!!

7. Wrong Place
May nakaranas na ba nito? Yung pakiramdam mo nasa ibang mundo ka. Yung ang nakakaharap mo e yung mga hindi mo gusto, yung mga hindi mo hinahanap. Alam mo yun? Halimbawa nasa ibang bansa ka, pero ang hinahanap mo e yung amoy ng nasa sariling bayan mo. O kaya naman e nasa sarili mong bayan ka, nasa normal na lipunan, pero ikaw ang abnormal at hindi mo kayang sabihin na abnormal din ang hanap mo kung ayaw mong ibitin ka nila ng patiwarik.

8. Wrong Time
Eto yung mga tao na sinasabi na, hindi pa ako ready e bata pa kasi ako o kaya naman hindi pa ako handa sa panahong ito, wala pa ako kayang ipagmalaki. Yes meron pong ganyan. Yung feeling nila may tamang panahon para sa love. Awwwwwww. Aba kelan yun? Pag uugod ugod ka na at yung time mo e bitin na? O baka naman pag pang out of time ka na? Oist, sugod lang ng sugod.

9. Si parents kasi!
Yes, factor din ang komyunidad na ginagalawan mo. Una, ayaw pa ni mader o pader na magkaron ka kahit 22 anyos ka na at kelangan umabot ka muna raw ng 40 bago magkaroon ng gf/bf. O kaya naman ikaw mismo! Takot sa sasabihin ni parents at ni kapitbahay na tsismosa sa magiging kasama mo. Aba ikaw na nga ba ang sabihan na.. Alam mo hindi kayo bagay. langit at lupa kayo. Awwwww. Payo ko sayo, Pakialam nila diba? Palibhasa inggit!

10. Traumatic Experience>
Eto kalimitan ang reason ng marami. Ayaw ko na!!! takot na ako mangyari pa ang nangyari dati! O diba ang drama ng layp? Yes, tama ka. Eto yung dahil sa past relationship mo, e until na ayaw mo ng magkaroon at sinumpa mo na ata ang magmahal. Dahil sa pinagpalit ka sa mas pangit, o kaya naman iniwan ka ng walang word na bye-bye, o dahil binugbog ka!, ano pa ba? Madami yan wag na nating isa isahin at baka tumulo si tears hehehe Gayunpaman, eto lang masasabi ko mga hija at hijo. Ibat iba ang lasa ng pag-ibig. May mapait, may mapakla, may matamis at may maasim. Aba mapalad ka at natikman mo ang ibat ibang lasa nito. Kaya ikaw, Do not be afraid to fall in love again malay mo sweetiness na ang malasahin mo next time. E di panalo ka sa lotto. Yan ang nagpapalakas sayo| Yang ang bumubuhay sayo, ang pag-ibig. tsk! drama!

11. EX to the nth power
Oi aminin!!! LOVE parin si Ex kahit 1 or 2 yrs na ang nakakalipas. May ganito naman. Yung tipong ilang taon ang nakakalipas, hindi pa rin makalimutan si ex. Yung pinagsamahan, yung tawanan, yung iyakan, at lahat ng nangyari sa inyo nung kayo pa. Malungkot man at sa kung anumang kadahilanan, maganda man o masama ito, kelangan nyong magpaalam sa isa’t isa. YES, after ay year sasabihin natin, im over him/her na, pero pag-usapan natin ang love at ang nangyari sa ating relastionship from the past, TADANNNNNNNNNNNNN, eto na, sya agad ang naalala mo. At habang nagkukwento ka, ouch may kirot, o kaya may ngiti at may bumabagabag sa ating kalooban. Ano kaya yun? AMININ mo na kasi MAHAL mo pa si EX. Isa lang ang masasabi ko, well mahirap sya kalimutan alam ko yan pero open your heart and makipagdate ka, lumabas ka, at try to entertain someone. Wag mo ikumpara si ex sa iba. At give urself KITKAT, take a break.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

a and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I’m

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says,

"Take your clothes off."

2. THE DENTIST: because he says,

"Open wide."

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,

"Do you want it teased or blown?".

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says,

"Do you want it in the front or the back?"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says,

"Once it’s in, you’ll love it!"

6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says,

"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall
back again."

7. THE BANKER: because he says,

"If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER: because

he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,

"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

It’s amazing how some of life’s most enlightening discoveries and learnings come to us in small and seemingly inconsequential forms; that even a small blossom, a little scribbled note or an old yet familiar scent could hold so much meaning that for the right person, it can be life-altering.

I can’t help but ponder how many of these little discoveries and learnings we’ve all passed up, overlooked, ignored and disregarded because we’re so wrapped up in our daily grind, either wearing our emotionless masks of determination to meet seemingly impossible deadlines and pursue various career paths or squealing hollow screams as most of us drunkenly gyrate to the throbbing music of our choice on our time off. Unknowingly, we have all allowed ourselves to become so caught up in our own separate yet trivial pursuits of material happiness. Hardly anyone among us could claim spiritual fulfillment in the process. Are we all so preoccupied with our daily routines that we’ve unwittingly let our lives waste away as time passes us by? For that matter, do we even know what really matters anymore?

Perhaps if we took the time to slow down, relax and pay more attention to the
little details, there may yet be hope of rediscovering that which we have taken for granted for a long time: …LIFE. We all have our own personal set of goals and dreams… will our pursuit of these goals make us forget how to live in the process? Every minute wasted is a missed opportunity in life… and I for one, don’t want to end up on top several years from now and realize that I’ve taken so many things for granted along my way… that I have forgotten how to live and enjoy life’s little pleasures in pursuit of my dreams.

While I still can, I don’t want the daily grind to control my life.

While I still can, I want to be able to recognize those seemingly inconsequential moments and things that could yet change my life for me.

While I still can, I want to learn and rediscover myself..

While I still can… I want to live.

When a GUY looks at you in your eyes,
>He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you are to him.

When a GUY answers "I’m Fine" after a while,
>He is not and feels hurt.

When a GUY keep asking you the same question,
>He is wondering why you are lying.

When a GUY hugs you while sleeping,
>He is wishing that you belong to him forever.

When a GUY calls you everyday,
>He Miss You and wants your attention.

When a GUY wants to see you everyday,
>He cares for you and he wants to know how are you today.

When a GUY sends message to you everyday,
>He wants you to know he is fine.

When a GUY says I love you,
>He really means it.

When a GUY says that he can’t live without you,
>He has made up his mind that you are his future wife.

When a GUY says "I Miss You",
>He wants to see you immediately.

If you’ve ever told someone you were entering a long distance relationship, you’ve probably heard all about the negative. "It’ll never work!", "He’ll find some one else!", "You’ll find someone else!" BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Well, the truth is, some long-distance relationships really do work, some do not. But if both people WANT it to work, and decide to MAKE it work, it WILL work. So don’t listen to the doubters. They aren’t in the relationship, it’s not them you love, so ignore them. We’re not going to preach about why long-distance relationships are so great, because obviously it would be better to be with the one you love. BUT there are ways to communicate — this isn’t 500 BC you know! It all comes down to how much you love each other. If you really love each other more than anything else in the world, you will want to make this work. Just knowing that you are with the girl you will eventually spend your life with should make it worth while.

Communicate
Like I said above, this isn’t 500 BC. It’s the twenty-first century.

There are many ways to keep in touch:
1. Snail Mail (letters). This method isn’t the fastest way to get news from one place to another, BUT letters are handwritten have more of a personal touch. They are real, you can keep it in your room or somewhere special to read whenever you get down.

2. E-mail: A very quick way to send a message. Sends in a minute, everybody has e-mail, everybody loves to GET e-mail. It definately brightens up the inbox from all the junk mail you get! You can add attachments (like pictures!) And you could also send e-cards for a little twist to show her how much you care.

3. Phone: read this next bit very carefully : MAKE SURE THE CALLER GETS OR ALREADY HAS A LONG DISTANCE PLAN. This is very important, so you don’t end up like the guy who had a phone bill over $200.

4. Instant messages/chat rooms: MSN, Yahoo, IRC, ICQ… It doesn’t matter which you prefer, the point is, Instant Messages are a great way to chat. You can have whole conversations over the net. And with all the gimmicks out now, you can even have video-chats!

Word Of Warning: When you can’t be face to face with a person, you miss out on facial expressions and body language. Things you say and the things she says can be easily mis-interpreted. Always try to explain if a conflict arises. Ask her what she thought you meant by it, if she’s wrong, explain what you meant. Do the same thing when you get angry at her. Ask her to explain more clearly.

Why You Should Stay In A Long Distant Relationship

1. You love him

2. She loves you

3. The first time you see her after being a part…TRUST me…it’s all worth it!

4. What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger (ha ha…had to add it…but it’s true!)

5. She’s the reason you keep going. It’s just 2 more years/4 more months/5 more days, it makes what you are doing a bit easier. If you HAVE to be away, at least you have something to look forward too.

Whatever the case, don’t buy into the myth that long-distance relationships are impossible. If you both want it to work and do everything you can to make it work…IT WILL.

Players

You are such a player
that you need to be played
you broke this heart to pieces
and you dont deserve to get laid

Yes i got played
and yes im still hurting
but i’ll recover soon
and my heart will stop burning

Im glad because its over
im glad this game is through
im glad thers no more us
so i wont have to see anymore of you

Yes you hurt me
and yes you teased me
but look at me now
im taking it easy

I hope one day the girls will realize
that a player you will always be
and that you will never be worth as much
as a $2 dollar shopping spree

In the end its your loss
that was the past and its now later
i’ll move on and find a better guy
but u’ll still be a player

I think of you and close my eyes
blissfully, dreams kiss my mind
touch my soul, embrace my heart
visions of you entwined in my thoughts…
you just left… but i long for you already
you have delusioned me
and effortlessly I fell
threw my caution to the wind.
entangled with you in a blur of emotions,
but I awoke, bleary-eyed and confused…
only a vague memory of you stirs in my head
and a faint hope
of you to return…

First thing you must be is a Friend
A friend that is trusted to the end

Second a Courtship must take place
In order for her to fall in love with your face

Third is up to you here is your chance
Build a fire in her heart with Romance

Fourth, you must develop a Passion within her
To see only you as her lifelong partner

Fifth is the best of all for both concerned
It is the Intimacy that you both will yearn

If you allow any of the five stages to be lacking
Don’t be surprised when she sends you packing