The Nine Important Men In A Woman’s Life
Sunday, November 5th, 20061. THE DOCTOR: because he says,
"Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says,
"Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,
"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says,
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says,
"Once it’s in, you’ll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says,
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall
back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says,
"If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: because
he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,
"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
