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Looking at you again is like seeing you for the first time
Staring at your eyes,
Wondering who owns it right now
Can i help it if im not over you?
Can you help me not to fall?

Why can’t i have you?
Why can’t we be together?
Asking questions that i know i can’t answer
Asking questions just to make me feel better
Now i know, it was never meant to be

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake
repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask
her
to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along

side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they

plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep

going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present,
not a kid’s toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe
that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there
than
you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt - so don’t get carried
away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of
her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of
buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she’ll soon feel like an
assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,
with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites
of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don’t know, don’t ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it.
When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do
what’s
necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them.
In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being
drunk
is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the
words”__to
show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring
honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all
handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a
Romanian
gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they
have
a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big
turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line.
If
she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and
she
might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:

When you’re on the phone with them late
at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two
minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and
over again.

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you’re with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they’re around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart
beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can’t see the
other people around you, you just see
him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while
thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They’re all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:

You realize you’re always smiling when
you’re looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to
see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person
on your mind this whole time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that
person, you didnt notice number twelve
was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now
silently laughing at yourself.A

How do you know when you’re in love
is it the crazy things you do
is it the fact that my heart skips a beat
everytime that i think of you

Is it the fact that I can’t sleep at night
when your image is in my head

Or is it the fact that I can’t stop smiling
after every word that you’ve said

Is it the need to hold you in my arms
and keep you there forever

Or is it the fact that I wrote you a poem
and sent it to you in a letter

Is it this awful feeling deep inside
whenever I have to take you home

Or is it just being here without you
that makes me feel so alone

Is it this hunger deep inside
that longs for your kiss

I am so happy that I’m in love
for there are so many things I would miss

Finally, the guys’ side of the story.
(I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again late r.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have t o sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

tama ba mga guys?????? girls, ano say nyo????

The most selfish one letter word……….."I"
Avoid it.

The most satisfying two-letter word……."WE"
Use it.

The most poisonous three-letter word….."EGO"
Kill it.

The most used four-letter word……….."LOVE"
Value it.

The most pleasing five-letter word……."SMILE"
Keep it.

The fastest spreading six-letter word…"RUMOUR"
Ignore it.

The hardest working seven-letter word.."SUCCESS"
Achieve it.

The most enviable eight-letter word…."JEALOUSY"
Distance it.

The most powerful nine-letter word…."KNOWLEDGE"
Acquire it.

The most essential ten-letter word…."CONFIDENCE"
Trust it.

Holy, Mighty, Immortal Rock
Your Legacy will live and last forever
Your power is unmatched all over the globe
Be it be punk, goth, metal, trash, or grunge
Your essence brings purity to the soul of our cores
Deliver us from the evils of pop, hip-hop, rnb, and techno
For our salvation lies in our faith in you
Give me the strength to shred my guitar, roll my drums,
And scream so that the echoes will resonate in the
four corners of the heavens,
We will rock on for all eternity,

Amen

He:

You’ve forsaken me once, forsaken me twice
Yet here I am standing right behind you,
Following your every steps
You’ve been ignoring me before and up until now,
Yet I’m still hoping that you’ll see the light…
When you see that tiny flicker;
I hope you’ll know that its me
You’ve left me for and now you’re leaving me again
But I’ll just stand at the door to wait for your return
You’ve been wandering for too long and you feel so alone
But I’ll be there when you need me even before you call
I might seem like a stranger to you right now
But your heart knows me well…
And I just know that someday, you’ll be with me again…

She:

I’ve asked for your forgiveness for countless times
Yet here I go again repeating the same mistakes
I’ve been wandering for too long… I know I am
Cos I just want to see everything for myself
You promised me shelter, a fortified castle
Something that seems too good to be true
I used to know you before but now I can’t even recall your name.
Pardon me for I can’t stay… at least not right now
Let me find those broken pieces of myself first…
Let me learn to stand up on my feet once again…
Everything… just everything I need right now is TIME
When I’m done, I might as well find my way back to you…
I can’t promise you “today” not even tomorrow… who knows when?
But just so you know, I’ll never forget that day…
When I trusted myself in you and put everything in your hands…
I guess I just need “me” back again… FOR NOW

everybody wants to hang-out with you
you’re the most popular in school
and you wouldn’t notice me ‘coz i ain’t cool
i can only look whenever you pass by
and i wonder if i can utter a simple "hi"
i know i’m gonna stutter but i’ll give it a try
but no luck, my body sems to be frozen
it feels heavy when you’re there
i can’t do anything but just stare
how could i possibly present myself?
i can’t talk to you directly
or even sit beside you comfortably
but would you even bother to know me?
when you already have someone so dear
would you even know that i’m here?
maybe it would be best if i’ll forget you
‘coz i know you’re just meant for dreaming
and you weren’t meant for having